Wellness without the BULLSH*T
Evidence-based wellness. No snake oil. No $400 supplement stacks. Just the truth, from someone who actually studied this sh*t.
Wellness That Speaks Your Language. Loudly.
Straight-talking gear for people who are over the overpriced and done with the bullshit.
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Bluntly Well Sticker Sheet – “Fast Food Lies & Wellness Truths” (4-Pack)
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Bluntly Well Vintage Embroidered Baseball Cap
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“Read the Damn Label” Organic Cotton Tote
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“It’s All a Marketing Ploy” Tee
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Toxic Food Dyes Sticker – "Making Your Kid Hyperactive Since 1975"
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Weekly Articles from Bluntly Well That Cut Through the Health Industry Bullsh*t
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Glutathione & Liver Function: The Unsung Duo Ke...
Think your liver’s just for filtering booze? Think again. This blog exposes the real MVP behind your body’s detox system—glutathione—and why yours is probably in the danger zone. We break...
Glutathione & Liver Function: The Unsung Duo Ke...
Think your liver’s just for filtering booze? Think again. This blog exposes the real MVP behind your body’s detox system—glutathione—and why yours is probably in the danger zone. We break...
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Magnesium Deficiency Is F*cking You Up (And You...
If you’re anxious, constipated, sleepless, or just plain exhausted—magnesium might be the missing link. This post breaks down what magnesium actually does in your body, why most of us are...
Magnesium Deficiency Is F*cking You Up (And You...
If you’re anxious, constipated, sleepless, or just plain exhausted—magnesium might be the missing link. This post breaks down what magnesium actually does in your body, why most of us are...
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Telomeres, Time, and the Bullshit Aging Myths Y...
Think aging is just about wrinkles and gray hair? Think again. This blog rips into the cellular reality of aging—your telomeres—and how your daily habits are either speeding up or...
Telomeres, Time, and the Bullshit Aging Myths Y...
Think aging is just about wrinkles and gray hair? Think again. This blog rips into the cellular reality of aging—your telomeres—and how your daily habits are either speeding up or...
This Isn’t Wellness from a Yoga Influencer.
It’s straight-up health info from someone with a degree—not a discount code.
📚 I’ve got a degree in Health & Wellness, not a 5-minute crash course from TikTok. I studied nutrition, exercise, herbal medicine, and how the body actually works.
💊 I worked nearly a decade in medical billing, and saw how Western medicine can save lives—but also how it often ignores root causes, dismisses natural solutions, and leaves people feeling confused, unheard, overmedicated, and broke.
🔥 Bluntly Well exists to help people take back their health—without the shame, scams, or insane price tags. We cut through the noise, expose what’s real, and make wellness actually accessible.
🧘♀️ We’re not anti-doctor or anti-wellness. We’re anti-lies, anti-guilt, and anti-marketing disguised as health advice.
If you’ve ever rage-quit a wellness routine, this sh*t’s for you.
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