Your new favorite tote—because we’re not just carrying groceries, we’re carrying the message.
The Bluntly Well “Read the Damn Label” tote bag is your bold reminder that ingredients matter and marketing is manipulative. Whether you're calling out Red 40 at the grocery store or packing up snacks that won’t wreck your hormones, this bag says what needs to be said.
Made with 100% certified organic cotton, it’s sturdy, sustainable, and loud in all the right ways. The natural flecked fabric gives each tote its own personality—kind of like your wellness journey. Take it to the farmers market, stuff it with real food, and let it do the talking.
🌱 Features:
100% GOTS-certified organic cotton canvas
Reinforced cotton web handles that won’t give out on you
Spacious enough for produce, books, snacks, and petty rage
“Read the Damn Label” printed front and center in bold retro typography
Unique natural tone with character-rich flecks
Medium-heavy fabric (9 oz/yd²) = strong as hell
Designed by Bluntly Well for those who read the fine print
One size
Width, in
12.50
Length, in
14.50
Depth, in
6.30
Handle length, in
24.25
🧼 Care Instructions:
Empty the contents before cleaning
Spot clean or hand wash with warm water and mild soap
Air dry—because tumble dryers ruin everything
🙌 Who This Tote Is For:
Label-readers, wellness rebels, and smart shoppers
The friend who sends ingredient breakdowns via text
People who’ve said “wait, what’s in this?” at least once this week
