The Bluntly Well “It’s All a Marketing Ploy” tee puts the truth where it belongs—on your back. With a megaphone graphic and a message that cuts through the noise, this shirt is made for anyone done playing nice with the wellness industry.
Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton with a lived-in color blast wash, this tee features the Bluntly Well logo on the front and your new favorite conversation-starter on the back.
🎨 Available in 4 washed tones: 🌼 Citrine – not soft, just sharp 🌊 Ocean – calm doesn’t mean quiet 🌿 Fern – grounded, not passive 🌫️ Smoke – subtle, not silent
📌 Product Details:
Relaxed fit for real-life wear
100% ring-spun cotton – soft but strong
Double-needle stitching = built to last
Pre-shrunk, because sizing shouldn’t be a gamble
Back print: “It’s All a Marketing Ploy” + vintage megaphone
Front: minimalist Bluntly Well logo
Unique color blast effect = no two are the same
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2XL
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Width, in
18.25
20.25
22.00
24.00
26.00
27.75
Length, in
26.62
28.00
29.37
30.75
31.62
32.50
Sleeve length from center back, in
16.25
17.75
19.00
20.50
21.75
23.25
🧽 Care Instructions: 🧼 Machine wash cold 🚫 No bleach 🔥 Tumble dry low 🧺 Iron low if you care that much ❌ Do not dry clean
⚡This shirt is for you if:
You see through wellness marketing
You read ingredients before the claims
You question what you're sold
You don't exist to be a brand’s ideal customer
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
